“Hermès, High Stakes, and Hilarious Stories: How the Queen of the Internet Conquered Whatnot”
From Internet Royalty to Whatnot Warrior: Liss ’n Kristi Has Entered the Chat!
Cue the crown and the confetti—because the Queens of storytelling, sass, and selling have officially arrived. From ruling the early days of the internet to dominating live auctions, Liss ‘n Kristi is here to prove one thing: reinvention is the ultimate flex. Get ready for couture, comedy, and chaos, because we don’t just sell—we slay. Let the bidding battles begin!
Flashback to Dial-Up Royalty
Let’s rewind to the glory days of AOL, where I was crowned “Queen of the Internet” by Forbes (yes, the Forbes). My face was on magazine covers. My inbox was bursting with fan mail. Digital empires were built on HTML, and I ran the web like Beyoncé runs the Grammys.
But, like every good plot twist, the internet evolves faster than a Gucci bag on sale. By 2024, I thought my e-commerce crown was quietly retired to a virtual museum.
Enter Whatnot. A chaotic mashup of live runway shows and caffeinated auction houses, where your personality matters as much as your product. Gary Vee was practically screaming, “Kristi, you were born for this!” (Think QVC and TikTok made a baby one wild night in Vegas.)
Fast-forward to Christmas 2024: my “ride-or-die” Alissa and I decided to jump into the Whatnot fray, armed with nothing but a phone, a dream, and questionable tech skills. In three weeks, we hosted four shows, sold 250+ luxury pieces, gained 1,500+ followers, and racked up $19,000 in sales. Not bad for two blondes figuring it out as we went, right? We just needed the right stage and a spotlight.
The Setup: Low Stress, High Glam, Sprinkled with Chaos
How we transformed the Liss ‘n Kristi Podcast studio into a live-streaming empire:
1. Two Devices, Zero Tech Degrees:
One iPhone plays Steven Spielberg while a second device tackles chats, bids, and the inevitable, “Is this bag really authentic?” (Yes, Karen, it’s authentic. We’re not selling knockoffs—we’re selling dreams.)
2. Dynamic Duo Energy:
• Alissa: Our auctioneer-slash-comedian, strutting around donning haute couture like its Paris Fashion week at the OK-Corral, throwing zingers that could headline a Netflix special.
• Me: The sharp-tongued moderator who survived dial-up, Playboy centerfold staples, and internet trolls. I bring luxury wisdom wrapped in cheeky humor—think champagne flutes, sky-high heels, and stories that go way beyond the bunny ears.
3. Cameo Alert—Kimble Sinclair:
Occasionally, my Gen Z daughter, Kimble Sinclair, sweeps in to audit my tech competence. Emory University’s pride, my personal hedge fund, and a human Excel spreadsheet with a killer red lip. She can model global markets in her sleep, shoot like a Navy SEAL, and roll her eyes every time I ask if Wi-Fi has a reset button.
Together, we’re serving luxury, entertainment, and just the right amount of family dysfunction.
Whatnot: Chaos, Couture, and a Cause
Whatnot is a cocktail of adrenaline, fashion, and community. Every show is like a glamorous cocktail party where everyone leaves with a story—and maybe a Valentino gown. We’re not just selling handbags; we’re sharing the journey behind them, weaving tales of couture and resilience.
And it’s not just about the fashion. My nonprofit, K9s.org, is at the heart of everything. Every bid helps keep schools and communities safe. So, yes, we’re auctioning off luxury goods, but we’re also building something bigger.
This isn’t just shopping—it’s storytelling. It’s reinvention. It’s proof that the internet’s original Queen can still wear her crown, just with a little more sparkle. Now, are you ready to bid—or are you just here to bow?
Let’s go. Cue the gavel drop.
The Secret Sauce: Storytelling
Selling on Whatnot isn’t just about auctioning luxury goods—it’s about serving up stories so irresistible, they could charm a polar bear into buying ice and a freezer. Every Valentino gown or Hermès bag has a jaw-dropping backstory. Take that $8,000 Dolce & Gabbana dress—no, I never wore it, but the drama behind why I bought it? Priceless (and yes, it’s animal-print gold lamé that makes your ass look great).
But here’s the twist: we’re not just selling couture; we’re turning fashion into a force for good. Proceeds from every sale help support our nonprofit, K9s.org, (formerly, K9s4COPS.org) which equips police departments, schools, and hospitals with life-saving K9s. Turns out, designer handbags and saving lives are the ultimate power couple. Who knew?
Set the Stage: It’s Showtime
Picture this: You’re not hosting an auction—you’re throwing the Met Gala of live shopping events. Think high-energy, big laughs, and unforgettable moments. Call out your bidders like they’re VIPs on a red carpet (yes, you, outbidding everyone like the legend you are), crack jokes, and sprinkle in some sass. People aren’t just here for the deals; they’re here for the spectacle—and that’s you. Bring the heat, darling.
Engage with Giveaways
Want to draw in the crowd? A small giveaway works like magic. It keeps everyone glued to their screens, ready for the next moment of excitement. Just remember—freebies are fun, but the real treasures are for the bidding wars. We’re generous, but let’s not get carried away.
Stay Organized (and Chic)
Here’s a tip: organization is your best friend. My secret weapon? Clothespins. Yes, really. They’re the MVPs of tagging and packing sold items in real time. Without them, you’ll end up staring at a pile of unclaimed Jimmy Choos at midnight, questioning your life choices. Stay ahead of the chaos—your future self will thank you.
Moderators: Your Secret Weapon
No one can do it all, not even you. Bring in a partner, a friend, or a tech-savvy teenager to handle the chat while you dazzle on screen. Trying to juggle it solo? That’s how you miss bids and end up yelling, “Can anyone hear me?!” into the void. Learn from my mistakes—teamwork makes the dream work.
Create FOMO
Missed out on that Dolce & Gabbana gown? No worries—remind everyone that the best is yet to come. “Thought this show was fire? Wait until next week when we bring even bigger treasures and maybe a little drama on the side.” Build anticipation so they clear their calendars and set alarms. No one wants to be the one who missed that moment.
The Power of Community
Let’s be honest: people don’t just tune in for the designer deals. They’re here for the stories, the laughs, and the high-stakes drama of a live auction. Where else can you witness someone outbidding their BFF for a Valentino gown? It’s part reality show, part therapy, and 100% addictive.
Whatnot: Where Legends Are Made
They don’t call me the Queen of the Internet for nothing (okay, maybe I do). But here’s the truth: selling on Whatnot isn’t just business—it’s a spectacle. It’s about turning luxury into legend, bidders into believers, and moments into memories. And yes, I wear the crown—with a Wi-Fi connection to match.
Join the Movement: Liss ’n Kristi Live
Whether you’re here for the sparkles or the hilarity, Liss ’n Kristi Live is where luxury meets laughter. Follow us on Whatnot, bid boldly, and let’s turn dreams into designer. Don’t miss the next Birkin mic drop—it’s going to be legendary.
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Long live the Queen—and long live Whatnot.